• society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person:
  • society:
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • person:
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
  • 2 hours ago · 341,806 notes

clrama:

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   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

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2 hours ago · 608,616 notes

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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2 hours ago · 175,426 notes

thatyoshi:

Ah look, it’s my social life.
owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

2 hours ago · 364,894 notes

Me when I play video games
  • Me: Fucking die already
  • Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
  • Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
  • Me: Oh shit hottie alert
  • Me: Move bitch, get out the way
  • Me: *high pitched screaming*
  • Me: Load already
  • Me: uNACCEPTABLE
  • Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
  • Me: *turns off console*
  • Me:
  • Me: *turns console back on*
  • Me: God fucking dammit.
  • 2 hours ago · 96,849 notes

books-and-cookies:

bluestockingbookworm:

OK, but being broke is seriously cramping my bookishness.

I just… I want all the books ever and ever.

This speaks to me on several levels.

2 hours ago · 674 notes