cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

ianoshea:

Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass

4 hours ago · 51,013 notes

19-chevyimpala-67:

Shut up, you’re dead.
s0mewhereweaknessis0urstrength:


THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

I love it!

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

11 hours ago · 209,194 notes

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

I need to be reminded of this sometimes

11 hours ago · 147,990 notes

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

11 hours ago · 254,520 notes

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
  • 11 hours ago · 34,782 notes

forunderlig:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like
What Happened To Jennifer Lawrence Was Sexual Assault

11 hours ago · 101 notes

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

11 hours ago · 143,853 notes